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So, everyone says you can't cook, but you're convinced you can...

Well, I'm not going to say that you are like millions of people out there, because honestly I don't know millions of people and all I am putting on this site is the cold, hard, delicious, seductive truth. I can say, however, that you are very much like my friend Meg, to whom  I dedicate this website. Back in high school I would bring some sort of crazy vegan concoction to school and she would help me devour it without judgment, usually ending our meal with "Ieva, I swear, if you made me food, I'd be vegan this instant!" (She also recently declared: "I can f#@%ing cook!" when her boyfriend and I decided she couldn't).

In the spirit of free things, delicious food, fresh air, and millions of animals that I hope to save through my lifetime and yours, welcome  to www.Icanfuckingcook.com!

What's with all the Denali references?

We live together in a platonic hetero-life-partner kind of way. Get used to it. Here, she is pictured with my transvestite bunny Gertrude. Which one's which? (Denali made me say that.)
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What's new


New Stuff:
- I Like Can I Touch - Lemon Chocolate Chip Cookies!!!
- Strawberry Seduction Salsa
- Yo Mama Stuffed Peppers

Coming Soon:
- An Infestation of Insanely Delightful cookie recipes!

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